Another $100 bribe this morning

So we're bribing people to listen to our crappy broadcast every morning with crisp, new hundred-dollar bills. This morning at 7:20 we call out another name and give out another c-note. Each winner also gets qualified to win a trip for 8 to see The Dave Matthews Band at SPAC with round-trip limo transportation. You want in? Get yourself registered!

Dude passes out on Glenn Beck's show

This guy must be allergic to crazy.

10 years after Columbine, the truth comes out

Believe it or not, it's been 10 years since the Columbine tragedy. In the months following, we learned that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were members of a fringe gang called the "Trench Coat Mafia". Actually, that's not true. We were also told that the reason for the massacre was the duo's outrage over years of being picked on by jocks and popular kids. Also, that's not true at all. In fact, the kids that did this could have easily been the quarterback, the drama student, the prom king or some math geek. So what was their motivation? They were insane. Here's an article from USA Today that sorts through the facts.

Guy grows a tree in his lung!

This guy in Russia went to the doctors complaining about chest pain. After an x-ray the doctors found a tumor and proceded to remove it. What they found wasn't a tumor, but a 5 cemtimeter fir tree growing in the guy's lung! The tree was too big to have been inhaled, so they are assuming he somehow got a seed stuck in his lung and the freakin' tree grew on it's own! Theres a very gross picture of the tree in the link.

Boob grab at the Masters

I tried to watch The Masters over the weekend, but golf on TV has the same effect for me as taking 2 Benadryl's; I'm out like a light within 5 minutes. I guess I missed some dude grabbing his lady's boob on national TV...

Paula Deen is the devil

I can watch the Food Network all day long. It doesn't matter what the show is... Alton Brown making gravy, chefs competing to make the biggest rice krispie treat, even The Neelys. But there's one show that I can't watch: Paula Deen. I don't know what it is, but that crazy lady makes me ill. It could be her annoying voice, fake laugh, the fact that she touches all of the food with her gross hands and keeps licking her fingers or perhaps it's those gotta-be-in-the-closet sons of hers. Whatever it is, I can't watch her. It's a good thing, too, because this recipe for deep fried mac-n-cheese wrapped in bacon is proof that she's trying to kill her audience.

The troops are having a blast here

Glad he still has a sense of humor!