Happy Square Root Day, Nerds!

Today is March 3rd, 2009 or Square Root Day!

Get it, 3/3/09? For math nerds, today is a pretty big deal. People are actually throwing parties all over the world. I read one report where a group of math fanatics are getting together today and serving root vegetables to each other in the shape of squares. Math-larious! Really, were you expecting them to each drink 3 beers, 3 shots and do 3 bong hits? Perhaps Val Kilmer would have done that in Real Genius, and then he would have frozen the hallway with liquid nitrogen so everyone could have an ice skating party... but cool nerds like that only exist in crapppy 80's movies.

Square Root Day occurs only nine times in a century. The last one occurred on 2/2/04, and the next one is in seven years on 4/4/16... so party on, dudes!

Is that porn or real? Better attack just incase!

Bret was watching porn alone in his apartment when suddenly some dude busts down the door holding his long sword... no, it's not the plot of a porn movie. This really happened! The neighbor heard Bret's porn and thought someone was being raped next door so he came ready to do battle with his three foot sword. I guess it's an honest mistake, right?!? Will this stop Bret from watching porn in the future? "No way! I'm just gonna watch it with the sound down or I'll buy myself some decent headphones." Attaboy, Bret! Don't let the terrorists win!

American Idol contestant shocker?

If you're surprised to find out that broadway singer contestant Adam Lambert on American Idol is gay... you're probably my Aunt, who is still recovering from the news that Rosie O'Donnell is gay. Anyway, it's always fun when embarrassing photos of contestants leak; and these are pretty embarrassing. Not necessarially because of the man on man tongue, but because of those dreadful fashion decisions. I mean who wears a hat with a red and green flower and a vest shirt with a white carnation on it? And those, sunglasses! Puh-leeze! (source)

At least the photos aren't as embarrasing as how he butchered a perfectly good Stones song:

Random 11 songs: Snow Day

This week: Watchmen, U2 and a new trip!

I really hope you tet to listen to the show this week. Not only will you be thoroughly entertained by the wacky morning zoo-crew antics of Boris and Brandi, but we'll also be giving away some pretty sweet prizes this week. First of all, we have free copies of the new U2 CD "No Line On The Horizon". I've been listening to it nonstop for the past 5 days and it's AWESOME! We also have free movie tickets to see Watchmen. Oh yeah, and we'll be giving away another huge trip... more details on that this Thursday.

The Office: The Musical

Someone has iMovie and alot of time on their hands. Thank goodness, because this video is the shiznit!

The museum is boring I wanna go hom... AAAAAAH!

I understand how the LA Natural History Museum is trying to get kids interested in science. But having live dinosaurs roam around and scare the crap out of 5-year-olds will probably make them run for the door faster than any 90 minute circle-vision film about the Egyptians ever could.