It's Mardi Gras!

Why not celebrate Mardi Gras the way I do each year? Sit in front of the computer with a full bag of peanut butter cups and watch this live stream from Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Every time someone flashes the camera, eat a peanut butter cup. Repeat.

Transparent fish found!

This is pretty cool. Scientists have found a fish with a transparent head. The see-through skull helps the fish see, because its eyes can actually rotate inside his head. The transparency allows the fish to see to the sides and directly in front. Link

Did Beyonce's nipple show up at the Oscars?

Forget the surprise appearances by Tina Fey and Steve Martin on Sunday. If you have a HD television and happened to pause the Oscars at just the right moment you may have seen a little bit more of Beyonce than she intended. Judge for yourself, is that what I think it is? (Click photo for larger version)

Uh, is this a scam?

Honestly, how many grandmothers Googling for rice pudding recipes have fallen for this?

Item I must have of the week: Beard Head

Want to stay warm AND look like a lumberjack? Well get out your credit card and surf on over to Beard Head! Thank God there's still a few weeks of winter left to wear this jam.

News for non-gay males

If you're a heterosexual male (or just a fan of the Amazing Race) you probably missed the Oscars last night. Here's the full list of winners and a bunch of pictures of Oscar gowns so you can hold a conversation with your co-workers today.

Man buys coffin and decides to wear it home

I don't know how Brandi and I missed this story last week! Some guy walked into a funeral home, bought a coffin, jumped in and shot himself. Fortunately, he lived... but he's now stuck with a coffin because I'm sure they're not going to accept a return. Link.