Cow giving birth to a man

Uh... not sure what this is about, but since I had to watch it now you do too.

This is why I don't ski

Besides the fact that skiing is very cold, wet, expensive and especially painful for someone like me that has misshapen duck feet... I am scared to death of that chair lift. And now my fears have been validated. Check out this guy who lost his pants, and probably his lunch, after flipping over on a chair lift!
More unedited photos of the whole embarrassing mess at SmokingGun

It's 20/20 so it's ok to show women having orgasms

Did you happen to catch 20/20 the other night? They had a whole show dedicated to pregnancy - the FREAKY side of pregnancy. There were those nutty women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old children and this story about women who orgasm during pregnancy. That's right... they orgasm while giving birth. I can't even imagine what childbirth is like, but I would think an orgasm would be the very last thing on my mind while trying to squeeze a watermellon out of my body

Rock Of Love Bus is slut-tastic!

Sunday night was the premiere of "Rock Of Love Bus". A whole new group of skanks are competing for the love of Brett Michaels as he tours county fairs and used car lots across America. You know it's gonna take women with lots of self esteem to pull each others' hair in hopes of catching herpes from a washed-up, bald (you just know that bandanna is holding his wig on!) singer who, for some strange reason, still wears eyeliner.

I didn't think I was going to watch this show, but it earned a TiVo season pass (Keep until I delete!) when I saw just how nasty these girls got on the FIRST NIGHT! You've heard of belly shots, right... well these girls go a little more "south" with the concept. Free chlamydia with each shooter!

Aircheck 01-05-09: New Year's Resolution

This morning we talked about how I've decided to do more social networking this year. My plan is to keep in better contact with the listeners, and get more feedback and suggestions from you in regards to WRRV and Music All Morning. So, if you haven't done so already, please check out the links to the right and friend request me on Myspace or Facebook. You can also follow my status updates on Twitter, if you prefer. I look forward to hearing from you!

Travolta tragedy sparks conspiracy theories

I'm sure you heard the sad story about John Travolta's 16-year-old son, Jett, over the New Year's break. He had a seizure, bumped his head on the tub and died. Of course, the conspiracy theories are now rolling in. People are now saying that Jett had a history of seizures but was taken off of of important anti-seizure medication by John Travolta (possibly because Scientology forbids it). Others are saying Jett was actually autistic, and wasn't given proper care due to the rules of Scientology. And this headline speaks for itself: John Travolta's gay lover is to blame. What do you think? Comment below.

Listener submission

Boris,
I paid $85 a ticket, $7.50 for a bottle of water and this was my view for 3 hours!!!
-Louie D.