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If you're depressed and suicidal, don't you think that spending $25 on a recording of someone you don't know saying how great you are over fake applause would put you over the edge? I know it comes with "3 puzzle shaped affirmity tokens" but it probably should also come with a hose to attach to your tailpipe.

The top 20 cakes not made by Duff

I like watching that "Ace Of Cakes" show on Food Network. Not because I'm into cake making, but because I think it's pretty inspirational to see a bunch of stoners start a business that they were obviously high while creating, and become a huge success. Seriously, I get a contact high while I watch that show. That Geoff guy always looks soooooo stoned. And the fat Hawaiian looking girl spends 5 hours making fake lettuce for a hamburger cake that falls apart and she doesn't even care. I can guarantee you that the cakes aren't the only things baked at that place!

Anyway, here are some pretty awesome cakes that were NOT made by the stoners at Charm City.

Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of January's GQ Magazine:

By the way, she turns 40 (!) in February...

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Santa attacked by a bobcat!

I'll be honest, I'm a little creeped out by people who find it necessary to bring their pet to meet Santa. First off, your pet has no idea what the hell is going on. I know people think that their pet is the smartest animal on earth, but honestly - Rover only sees a red and white blob that is saying "mahblalbhahb". Secondly, what is your pet going to ask for for Christmas? It already gets free food and lodging and someone to pick up it's poop. Fido doesn't deserve a Christmas present, he's been mooching off of you way too long. Finally, get a life. There must be a thousand better things to do with your time than bring your animal child for a visit to Santa. How about finding a real child who's parents won't bring him to see Santa? Heck, you can even bring your spoiled little dog for the ride.

Anyway, one of these crazy animal people apparently almost killed Santa with their pet Bobcat..

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Employees caught bathing in KFC sink!

I just finished posting about the newest trends in sexting when I open my email and see these camera phone photos of girls in bikinis. After careful examiniation, I realize that this is no sexting incident... it's a health code violation!

These girls are bathing in a KFC kitchen sink!!!!

Apparently, they all work at KFC and thought it would be fun to strip down and start swimming in the sink. I don't think I've ever been to a KFC and fantasized about the counter person rubbing their dirty body parts all over my bucket of original recipe. No wonder my chicken always tastes like Proactiv zit cream!

A trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes. One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.

“The girls are being reprimanded for it,” Cheri said.

She said she learned of the photos, which had been posted publicly on the girl’s MySpace.com social Web site, during the dinner rush today.

The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear. “I was in shock when I saw it,” Cheri said.

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