Sulfur Hexafluoride is the new Helium

I want to run out and get a tank of this stuff right now...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

The greatest music video ever created.

How did they ever identify this criminal?

I know you hate society and everything... but if you're considering a career in burglery you may want to wear a headband or something.  "Can you identify the theif?" "Well... he's bald, white, about 5'7", wearing his grampa's shirt... oh, and he's got a giant F*** YOU tattoo on his eyebrows."

PSA just in time for Comic Con

Dave Grohl kicks out fighting fan

Don't think of fighting anything else but Foo at a Foo Fighters concert. Dave won't have any of it...

*NSFW - All nasty words bleeped except "A-hole" for some reason*

Restaurant bans kids under 6

As a parent of a 3 month old... I have to agree with this grouchy old man. The last thing I want to do when I'm out is to dine with someone else's annoying kids. Especially when I'm at such a fancy place as the driving range restaurant.



A longer version of the story with more cranky comments is here

Marine gets a date with Mila Kunis

Sgt. Scott Moore, stationed with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qalain, Afghanistan, made the video below asking Mila Kunis the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina. Mila has accepted the marine's offer. She's totally going to put out.