Restaurant bans kids under 6

As a parent of a 3 month old... I have to agree with this grouchy old man. The last thing I want to do when I'm out is to dine with someone else's annoying kids. Especially when I'm at such a fancy place as the driving range restaurant.



A longer version of the story with more cranky comments is here

Marine gets a date with Mila Kunis

Sgt. Scott Moore, stationed with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qalain, Afghanistan, made the video below asking Mila Kunis the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina. Mila has accepted the marine's offer. She's totally going to put out.

Banana attacks a gorilla

This is chaos. Next thing you know, fire hydrants will be attacking dogs!

So, this is a real movie then?

Apparently, someone greenlit this movie. Here's hoping I go blind by November.

Dexter Morgan finds his next target

Snooki wants to smush with a potted plant

So this happened:

Fatty-Fat Friday!