This headline says it all

I really don't see any reason to read the rest of the story...

The American "ethnic" section

You know how grocery stores now have "ethnic" sections with foods from different European countries? In Europe, they have the same thing... only the "ethnic" section contains food from the USA. My only gripe: Where's the baconnaise?

Jimmy Kimmel tapes his show with a webcam

We talked about this earlier in the week. Jimmy Kimmel had a power outage that affected the control room and cameras. Instead of cancelling the show, he decided to record it on his laptop. If you missed the show, here's a sample:

Engagement Fail

We stumbled across this Craig's List ad:


Engagement called off because the bride was caught in a gang bang? Priceless. If you're interested in a good deal, here's a link to the actual ad.

Hide your dirty money in some dirty undies

Looking for a place to hide your money when you're on vacation? If your hotel room doesn't have a safe, bring along this pair of fake stained underwear. No maid in their right mind would go snooping through these things.

The "Brief Safe" is available from Sears of all places for only $12.99.

Mom caught playing Rockband... naked

I don't know what's more disturbing... the fact that Mom is playing Rockband in the nude or that she's doing it in front of her kids!

Kid freaks out at gymnastics class

This is great. This angry kid is taking a gymnastics class to help him become more flexible for mixed martial arts. Thing is, he doesn't really have the patience for any of this "gay" stuff.