Boris is psychic

This is what I sent off to Twitter immediately after watching the Miss USA pageant on Sunday night. Rima Fakih is the 24-year-old beauty queen from Michigan who wound up winning the title. How un-shocked was everyone to see this photo appear on the internet the next day?
Back in 2007, the current Miss USA won a stripper contest for local Detroit radio morning show. Fakih earned some fabulous prizes for the victory -- which included "jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use."And despite the fact that she kept her clothes on during the pole riding, she still managed to walk away with a bra stuffed with dollar bills! There's talk about her giving up her crown over the whole thing. (Via TMZ)

If there's at least one thing we can learn from this whole scandal, it's that you need to be following me on Twitter. Do it.

Justin Bieber gets a tattoo

I don't know why this is news, but everywhere I looked this morning I was bombarded by photos of Justin Bieber getting a tattoo. Maybe it's because he's only 16... or that he decided on getting a very queer looking bird on his upper hip. Upon closer inspection, it looks more like a whale's tale... OK, back to whatever you were doing.

4 minutes of BBC News blunders

Somehow it's so much more satisfying to watch well-mannered British newscasters make mistakes than seeing Ernie Anastos say "Keep F----n that chicken!"

Danica McKellar in Maxim

You may remember her better as Winnie Cooper from "The Wonder Years". She's now a successful mathematician and is letting people know that math can be sexy. I wouldn't mind practicing multiplication with her... Hey-Yo!

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Wedding DJ Fail.

This is one of the reasons why when I tell people what I do for a living, I always make sure they understand that I'm a RADIO DJ... not a wedding DJ.

Horrible news anchor ad-lib

Yes, it's a story about some sort of "G-Shot" that helps women with libido issuses... But the male news anchor could have been SLIGHTLY more classy:

P-P-P-P-Platypus

The worst backseat passenger ever: