Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Silent Bob too fat to fly!

Kevin Smith was thrown off of a Southwest flight yesterday because he was deemed a "safety risk", which is airline speak for being too fat to fly! Not too happy about being taken off of the flight in front of everyone just minutes before takeoff, Smith took to Twitter with a series of profanity-laced messages aimed at Southwest. We can't post them here, but you can check them out for yourself on his Twitter page.

The airline later apologized to Smith, refunded his ticket and gave him a $100 voucher.

Oprah makes an uh-oh with Drew Brees

How stupid is Oprah? Obviously she's never seen Drew Brees before... here she is attempting to wipe of the birthmark on his face.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Valentine's Day FAIL

Valentine's Day FAIL

If you're going to seduce your girlfriend with a sexy striptease, make sure you are wearing clean underwear.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hero pushes van off of train tracks

Lindsay Lohan poses as Jesus

Happy Lent, everyone! Here's the controversial magazine cover featuring Lindsay Lohan posing with a crown of thorns and arms stretched out like Jesus.