Valentine's Day FAIL

If you're going to seduce your girlfriend with a sexy striptease, make sure you are wearing clean underwear.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Hero pushes van off of train tracks

Lindsay Lohan poses as Jesus

Happy Lent, everyone! Here's the controversial magazine cover featuring Lindsay Lohan posing with a crown of thorns and arms stretched out like Jesus.

USA! USA! USA!

The Winter Olympics begin this Friday. Support your country by cheering on a member of our team. I'm rooting for 22-year-old snowboarder Clair Bidez. Check out those flying tomatoes!

More photos and video of our athletes from the SI Swimsuit Edition

Listener submission: At the drive-thru

From Pete in Garrison:
Boris, you're never gonna believe what went through the drive-thru!

Old farts grab their crotches

This is what your grandparents are doing at the old age home: