My Crying Wife

This website has a simple, but hilarious message: This guy's wife cries way too damn much. It's a collection of videos of her crying after watching movies... movies like Star Wars and Back To The Future (really!).

To get you warmed up, below is her explosion after Marley And Me:



See the whole collection of videos on this Website

The other rejected "gay" Superbowl ad

Yesteray we showed you the Go Daddy spot that was rejected from the Superbowl because it was too "gay". The spot below is the dating website ad that was also rejected.



Seriously, is that going to corrupt the moral values of our country? I thought it was actually pretty funny... Some people are a little upset about this because the Superbowl DID approve a commercial promoting the pro-life agenda.

You know, if people gay date they don't get pregnant in the first place... Just sayin'.

Retraction: Lady Gaga really is a woman

Back in July we speculated that Lady Gaga was really a dude. Some video proof of a strange bulge in her pants, coupled with the fact that she kind of looks like a dude, was enough to make us question her X chromosome count.

Well, this photo from the Grammys pretty much blows our theory out of the water. There's not enough duct tape in the world to hide any one's junk in this outfit. So, for the record, Lady Gaga is a woman... who just really looks like she could be a dude.

Payback to X-Box destroying girlfriend

Remember a while back I brought you video of the crazy girlfriend who destroyed her boyfriend's Xbox because he spent more time playing it than talking to her? Well, payback is a bitch.

While in a (very) drunken state, the psycho girlfriend has agreed to take part in the cinnamon challenge. Only thing is; her boyfriend has replaced a spoonful of cinnamon with cayanne pepper! Serves her right.

(NSFW - Strong Language)

2010 Grammy Winners

Did you watch the Grammy Awards last night? If you're like me, you were probably wondering why it's called "the biggest night in music". It should be called "the biggest night in people dressing in strange outfits and lip-syncing in front of dancing robots, doing circus acts and pretty much ripping off everything that Lady Gaga does." Hey, at least Kings Of Leon won something... yeay!

Album of the Year: “Fearless” – Taylor Swift
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: “Halo”- Beyonce
Song of the Year: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” – Thaddis Harrell, Beyonce Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyonce)
Best Solo Rock Performance: “Working on a Dream” – Bruce Springsteen
Record of the Year: “Use Somebody” – Kings of Leon
Best Country Album: “Fearless” – Taylor Swift
Best Rock Album: “21st Century Breakdown” – Green Day
Best Hard Rock Performance: “War Machine” – AC/DC
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “Run This Town” – Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West
Best Dance Recording: “Poker Face” – Lady Gaga
Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “Use Somebody” – Kings of Leon
Best New Artist: Zac Brown Band
Best Electronic/Dance Album: “The Fame” – Lady Gaga
Best Alternative Music Album: “Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix” – Phoenix
Best Contemporary R&B Album: “I AmÖ Sasha Fierce” ó BeyoncÈ
Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” – Beyonce
Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “I Gotta Feeling” – The Black Eyed Peas
Best Rock Song: “Use Somebody” – Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill, songwriters (Kings Of Leon)
Best Pop Vocal Album: “The E.N.D.” – The Black Eyed Peas
Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: “Pretty Wings” – Maxwell
Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “Blame It” – Jamie Foxx & T-Pain
Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: “At Last” – Beyonce
Best Rock Instrumental Performance: “A Day in the Life” – Jeff Beck
Best Urban/Alternative Performance: “Pearls” – India.Arie & Dobet Gnahore
Best R&B Song: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” – Thaddis Harrell, BeyoncÈ Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyonce)
Best Rap Solo Performance: “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)” – Jay-Z
Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group: “Crack a Bottle” – Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent
Best Rap Song: “Run This Town” – Jeff Bhasker, Shawn Carter, Robyn Fenty, Kanye West & Ernest Wilson, songwriters (Athanasios Alatas, songwriter) (Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West)
Best Rap Album: “Relapse” – Eminem
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: “Make It Mine” – Jason Mraz
Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals: “Lucky” – Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat
Best Female Country Vocal Performance: “White Horse” – Taylor Swift
Best Male Country Vocal Performance: “Sweet Thing” – Keith Urban
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: “Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden” – Michael Buble
Best Metal Performance: “Dissident Aggressor” – Judas Priest
Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “I Run to You” – Lady Antebellum
Best Country Collaboration With Vocals: “I Told You So” – Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis
Best Country Song: “White Horse” – Liz Rose & Taylor Swift, songwriters (Taylor Swift)
Best Short Form Music Video: “Boom Boom Pow” – The Black Eyed Peas

Latest banned Superbowl Ad

The Superbowl is this Sunday, and that means it's time for the NFL to start banning commercials. The latest comes from Go Daddy. It depicts a gay ex-football player. They also banned a gay dating website ad last week. Seems like anything "gay" is getting banned this year. Because, really, no one wants to ruin hours of watching big beefy guys pound each other over and over again while chest bumping your friends and eating h'orderves with something gay.

"Jerzify" Yourself

This website will transform you into a Guido or Guidette in mere seconds. Just upload a photo, adjust your spray tan, pick out your outfit and you're officially on the Jersey Shore!

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