Dick Clark screws up the 2010 countdown

I've talked about this on the air before, but now here's more proof that Dick Clark is an ass. Yes, it's sad that he had a stroke and I'm deeply impressed at his amazing career and his contributons to the world of broadcasting. However... what kind of narcissistic ego-maniac decides that he's soooo important that people want to hear him grunting through the New Year's Eve countdown like Frankenstein's monster each year? Listen, I'm in broadcasting and if I have a stroke that impairs my speech I'm not going to subject radio listeners to that every morning. No one wants to hear that more than we want to watch the elephant man deliver the news. Yeah, it sucks... but that's the way broadcasting works. If a sportscaster goes blind, he's not gonna call play-by-play anymore! It's not like Dick Clark is imparting some great knowledge or insight that only he can deliver... he's counting down freakin' numbers! I think Ryan Seacrest or some other boob can handle that without screwing it up like Dick did this year. Seriously, Dick Clark, just because you own the production company doesn't mean you can sit there and ruin New Year's for us losers who sit at home and watch the stupid ball drop every year. Screw you. Take your millions of dollars and retire. If you need to remain in the spotlight go on Twitter or find some other way to contribute.

Fat-vatar

This girl shows how to apply makeup to look just like one of the Navi from Avatar. Something tells me that she's going to have a tough time finding one of those flying dragons that will agree to transport her all over Pandora.

Happy New Year!

Brandi and I will be back on January 4th. Until then, use the tag and date links on the bottom right of this page to check out the archive for anything you may have missed on the website in 2009... Like how about a year's worth of Fatty Fat Fridays!!!

Celebrate responsibly, and have a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from the entire staff of Music All Morning!

Santa robs a bank

How else do you think he can afford to pay all of those elves?

Unfortunate timing

Netflix is scrambling to remove outdoor advertisements for the movie "Deadline". It features a dead looking Brittany Murphy lying in a bathtub. On Sunday, Brittany was found dead in the shower of her home.

Supermarket butt sniffer on the loose

Here's video of the story Brandi brought you yesterday. Police in England are searching for a man who crept behind a male supermarket worker and sniffed his butt over 20 times.