Italians making up fake English

You know how non-intentional racists sometimes make up words to sound like they're speaking different languages?

Hey, I'm French "Jah da da swee, Jah da da doo" Hey, I'm Italian "Schooca da boochie" Look at me, I'm Chinese "Ching Chong Ding Dong"

Well, this Italian-speaking singer did the same thing with the English language. I must say, it's not too far off!

Boy Meets Shore

Help! The Guidos (and Guidette) from Jersey Shore have kidnapped Ben from "Boy Meets World"! Call Topanga and tell her to bring some hair gel, stat!

RIP Brittany Murphy

1977-2009

Listener Submission: Santa vs Jack Bauer

Matt from Florida sent this one to me. What would happen to Santa if Jack Bauer got a hold of him?

Drunk 4-year-old steals neighbors' Christmas presents

This is the story we were talking about this morning. You think your family is a mess? This 4-year-old kid drank some beer, put on a dress and broke into the neighbors' houses stealing Christmas presents.

Celebrity Rehab 3 Preview

Wow. Looks like it's going to be another compelling season... although I'm pretty disappointed Jeff Conaway won't be there kicking his girlfriend in the baby maker.

Girl from Glee... topless

If you're handy with Google or "Bing!" you'll have no trouble finding video of the play, "Spring Awakening". Back in 2008 an unknown Lea Michele performed topless every night... If people knew she would be starring in Glee they probably would have sold a few extra tickets.


(Left: Lea Michelle / Right: a photo of "Spring Awakening")