Bar waitress... FAIL

Christmas idea #79: Millenium Falcon Bed

It's still not too late to get the nerd in your life the most awesome bed ever... Sadly for the geek on your list, it does not come with the Princess Leia look-alike.

Tiger Woods latest: $60,000 three-ways.

Over the weekend, Loredana Jolie became girl #15 to come forward about having an affair with Tiger Woods. Looks like this was no ordinay affair, however. She claims that Tiger would spend up to $15,000 to "meet with her"... Although he preferred to spend upwards of $60,000 for three-ways, according to Hollywood Madam, Michelle Braun. Can this get any worse? Just wait...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Mysterious blue lights over Norway last night

This could be the sign we've been waiting for from our alien overlords. Or, it could be Jesus coming back to punish Tiger Woods. More likely, it's a failed Russian missle test. Either way, it's pretty freaky! I hope someone had the good sense to blast some Pink Floyd while this whole thing went down.

Jessica Simpson is dating...

Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins. Really?

LIndsay Lohan whores it up for publicity

It's pretty hard to compete with the Tiger Woods story these days... so what's a girl to do to get some publicity? Lindsay Lohan has taken all of her clothes off and posed for Muse Magazine. Here's video of the photo shoot... The actual photos are a bit more revealing.