Two little girls sing "Help"

When I first saw this video I thought "Crap, Hanson's back?" Actually, this is a video of two young girls doing a spot-on version of the Beatles' "Help". Watching the video I can only wonder how many hours the girls' Beatles-obsessed father made them sit and learn songs by the fab four. Do you think the fact that they chose "Help" is a signal to the internet community? Are they begging to be saved from a hellish life of having to listen to "Lady Madonna" over and over until they nail the ba-ba-ba-ba's?

They are talented, though.

Risky Business FAIL

These two hot chicks had a great idea... but probably should have used a little less Murphy's Oil.

Jon Gosselin... funny? Who knew?

Yeah, everyone hates this douche... but the ability to make fun of yourself is high on my list of admirable qualities. I'm so conflicted!

Woman who's face got chewed off by chimp on Oprah

Remember Charla Nash? She's the woman who's face got chewed off by that crazy monkey. She decided to reveal her disfigured face on Oprah yesterday... I don't think you're ready to see this:

Metallagher!

What do you get when you cross a Metallica tribute band with a prop comic that smashes watermellons? Metallagher! I've never been more inspired to buy a raincoat and hop a flight to Texas.

Finally, a reason to watch MTV again

Born and raised in New Jersey, I spent a good portion of my life at the Jersey Shore. I can't wait for this beautifully crafted documentary:

Woman with two vaginas

The doublemint twins have nothing on this chick.