Pork Chop resembles Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!

A woman in North Carolina "dropped by" the local TV studio to show off this porkchop that looks like Rudolph:
I don't know what's worse; the fact that this lady saved the porkchop, that she took the time to package it up and bring it to the local news or that the news director thought it was important enough to put on their website!

Bill Ritter pulls an Ernie Anastos

Last night on the Channel 7 News, Bill Ritter was attempting to say "Top Cop" but wound up saying something completely different:



Not quite as bad as Ernie Anastos' flub about doing nasty things to a chicken... but still pretty good.

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #74: Octo-Mom

Get your tickets to the WRRV Boo Ball online right now!

Greatest version of "The Final Countdown"... Ever!

Sign of the week

And I'm Dirty Sanchez-ing for Buddah.

Mugshot of the week: Meatloaf?

Straight off the newswire:

CINCINNATI -- A man claiming to be Meatloaf was arrested Sunday after trying to take the wheel of a taxi cab. Police said Eric Brown grabbed the wheel of the taxi, while the car was traveling on Interstate 75. Brown was dressed in a vampire costume and was wearing make-up, which made him resemble the musician and actor. Brown was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

A-Rod grabs himself a piece of Jeter

Patting your teammate's ass is one thing... but this is just awkward.