He-Man sings 4-Non Blondes

I can't believe I've never seen this before. He-Man and company launch into an absolutely fabulous version of "What's Going On" :

Listener submission: Turtle humping a shoe

Hey Boris,
I have to visit your website every day. It's the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning. You need to put this video up, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Your fan,
Laura

A turtle humping a shoe? But, of course:

Worst Tattoo Ever

Someone actually put this on their body... permanently.

Emmy Awards

Yeah, I didn't pay attention to who won or anything, but I do know that I need to start watching Gossip Girl!

Wolf Blitzer is a moron

During Celebrity Jeopardy this week Wolf Blitzer gets completely embarrassed by Dana Delaney and Andy Richter. Wolf's final score was NEGATIVE $4,600. Andy Richter wound up winning the game with $37,000!

Cooking with Christopher Walken

I don't know why Christopher Walken is making chicken with pears for a home video camera... but I DO know that if this was on the Food Network I would watch every damn episode!

Happy Oktoberfest!

This weekend marks the beginning of the 16 day celebration... Prost!