Jerry Lewis does it again

I was discussing on the air how much I love the Jerry Lewis Telethon every Labor Day Weekend. Not because of the amazing jugglers or tap dancers, but because of that angry sonovabitch Jerry. He's a cranky old coot that makes racist, homophobic and wildy inappropriate comments that would get anyone else kicked off of national television... but somehow he stays on the air year after year pretending to cry while singing "You'll Never Walk Alone".

This year he didn't call anyone the F-Word, but he did put down one of his sponsors and get a lap dance from Charo. Here's the video.

What's in the big egg?

What happens when you find a bigger than usual egg underneath your chicken? You crack it open and find out why it's so big...

Indian man can blow up balloons with his ear

You know this guy didn't stop at the ear... I wonder what other body parts he has attempted to blow balloons up with?

Narcoleptic Bowling, anyone?

Guy falls asleep mid-frame:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Have a Fatty-Fat Labor Day weekend!

Soleil Moon Frye dresses up as Punky Brewster

To celebrate her one millionth follower on Twitter, Soleil Moon Frye dressed up as her Punky Brewster character from the 80's and filmed a video thanking all of her fans. Soleil Moon Frye has one million followers??? I can't even crack 500 Twitter followers!!! Maybe Punky's on to something. OK, Twitterers, get me to One Thousand followers and I will dress up in my skinny 80's keyboard tie, parachute pants and Capezio shoes. Follow me now! Is Chess King still open?

Madonna's daughter is the new Madonna

Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, recreates the famous "Like A Virgin" pose in full costume. Keep in mind... Lourdes is 12 years old.