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Thursday, September 3, 2009
Church asks people to pray before sex
Posted by Boris at
5:26 AM
The Catholic Church has once again shown how in touch they are with real people. This time, they are urging married couples to pray together before having sex. And yelling "Oh God" apparently doesn't count. So when your partner starts to kneel down... it may very well be in prayer. Oh yeah, there's nothing hotter when you're really turned on than reciting a good prayer! Actually, maybe they're on to something here... Since the church doesn't allow birth control, killing the mood like this is probably a pretty good way to avoid having kids alltogether.
For those of you who are interested, here is what you're supposed to say:
"Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in our true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever. Mary, our Mother, intercede for us. Amen." Now let's do it! (I added the end part)
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For those of you who are interested, here is what you're supposed to say:
"Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in our true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever. Mary, our Mother, intercede for us. Amen." Now let's do it! (I added the end part)Link
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Bad day for Brownie the cat
Posted by Boris at
5:17 AM
Awww, that's cute. The cat is doing a Steve Martin impression... WAIT! Ughhhhhhh!!!! That can't be real!Actually, Brownie the cat was shot in the head with an arrow in Indiana. Before you freak, he's fine and will make a full recovery. Hard to believe, but true!
Click Here for a link to the full story - with video!
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Is it Boris or Derek Jeter??
Posted by Boris at
7:49 AM
Yesterday, a kid that lives in my neighborhood came running up to me and said that I looked just like Derek Jeter. After looking at some photos, I have to agree. What do you think? I think Derek is a very lucky guy!

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Mr. Belding puts out a CD
Posted by Boris at
7:03 AM
If you were listening to today's show, you know that we were thoroughly enjoing some of the songs from the new Karaoke CD that was released today by Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. For those of you who want to hear more songs (and who wouldn't) here they are. Enjoy!
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Fake TV thwarts burglars
Posted by Boris at
6:43 AM
Going to be away from home? One of the best burglar deterrents is to keep the TV on so they think you're inside watching. However, most people don't want to leave their TV on while they're on vacation. Introducing FakeTV! This new product says it reproduces the look of someone watching TV in a darkened house. I love this idea... but I love the horrible voice over in the commercial even more.
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This ice cream is so gay!
Posted by Boris at
5:52 AM
Congratulations to all of our gay online listeners in Vermont (yeah, I'm talking to you, Mike and Jeff). To celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in Vermont, Ben and Jerry's has renamed their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby". Here's a first look at the package. No, not that package. Eyes on the screen, Mike! ...That's better.Heres a link to the full story
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