Nice try, Goat Boy

Pizza Hut is trying to do some viral marketing by secretly distributing this "outtake" from a commercial being recorded by comedian Jim Breuer. There are a few things wrong with this:

1 - Jim Breuer, really?

2 - Viral videos are supposed to look real. Only professionals move the camera around like that when they are trying to make it look like an amateur is shooting.

3 - Uh, #$%&'n Jim Breuer is the best you could do?

4 - Seriously, you want us to believe that he flipped out because they wouldn't let him take a bite of pizza?

5 - Yeah... Jim Breuer can't act.

Extreme!!! Tattoo!!! Skydiving!!! Radical!!!!

This guy has seen one too many Mountain Dew commercials and has decided to crank up his extreme factor to the max. He gets a tattoo while skydiving:

Followup: the kid who cries blood

Brandi was talking about this story yesterday. There is a kid who, for some unexplained reasion, cries tears of blood. Doctors are puzzled as to why this is happening. I say just go with it! Learn to play the guitar and start a screamo band, you'll be huge.

Your Dutchess County Fair memories

We want to hear your favorite moment from this year's Dutchess County Fair. Did you get hit on by a carney? Did you see a fat kid throw up next to the rides? Were you permanently scarred by the live birthing tent? Leave your stories below in the comments section!

Kid obsessed with vaccuums

This is my new hero, Gregory Evans. Greg is obsessed with vaccuum cleaners. I mean, obsessed. His dream vacation was to go to the Hoover museum and he can tell his vaccuums apart just by hearing them suck!

Man has erection (or something) on British TV show

This is a clip from Xtra Factor in England, which I think is a version of X Factor, which is inspired by Brittain's Got Talent which is a rip off of Pop Idol. How many freakin' talent shows do they have over there? And why does Simon Cowell star on all of them? Anyway, this guy has a boner on stage:

Giving the finger at Ted Kennedy's funeral.

Rose Schlossberg, daughter of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and granddaughter of the late President John F. Kennedy was caught on camera flashing the middle finger towards the crowds during the funeral procession for Teddy Kennedy. Why?