Your Dutchess County Fair memories

We want to hear your favorite moment from this year's Dutchess County Fair. Did you get hit on by a carney? Did you see a fat kid throw up next to the rides? Were you permanently scarred by the live birthing tent? Leave your stories below in the comments section!

Kid obsessed with vaccuums

This is my new hero, Gregory Evans. Greg is obsessed with vaccuum cleaners. I mean, obsessed. His dream vacation was to go to the Hoover museum and he can tell his vaccuums apart just by hearing them suck!

Man has erection (or something) on British TV show

This is a clip from Xtra Factor in England, which I think is a version of X Factor, which is inspired by Brittain's Got Talent which is a rip off of Pop Idol. How many freakin' talent shows do they have over there? And why does Simon Cowell star on all of them? Anyway, this guy has a boner on stage:

Giving the finger at Ted Kennedy's funeral.

Rose Schlossberg, daughter of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and granddaughter of the late President John F. Kennedy was caught on camera flashing the middle finger towards the crowds during the funeral procession for Teddy Kennedy. Why?

Bacon is good for me!

If you don't watch "Wife Swap" you're missing out on my idea of a rockin' Friday night. Grab a couple of cold ones, prop yourself up on the couch and bask in the glory of the most awesome kid in the world. Just don't tell him you're stealing his bacon... or else he's hittin' the road!

The most boring town in the country

Everyone is coming out to see the amazing standing broom! It's called "balance", idiots!

Caption Contest!

Jon Gosselin held a pool party this weekend for a few thousand of his closest friends:

"Bitches and ho's and loads of child support, Yo!"

Post your caption in the comments section below