Bacon is good for me!

If you don't watch "Wife Swap" you're missing out on my idea of a rockin' Friday night. Grab a couple of cold ones, prop yourself up on the couch and bask in the glory of the most awesome kid in the world. Just don't tell him you're stealing his bacon... or else he's hittin' the road!

The most boring town in the country

Everyone is coming out to see the amazing standing broom! It's called "balance", idiots!

Caption Contest!

Jon Gosselin held a pool party this weekend for a few thousand of his closest friends:

"Bitches and ho's and loads of child support, Yo!"

Post your caption in the comments section below

Hot lemon on lime action

Candy maker, Haribo, has been battling a man's complaint about their new product, Maoam.
Simon Simpkins from England wrote to outline his disgust about the packaging, claiming the lemon and lime looked like they were "locked in a carnal encounter".

So what do you think? Are the fruits doing it on the wrapper?

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Who wants to watch a bull ride?

People of Wal-Mart

This website just started up, but I think it has lots of promise. It's a stunning collection of submitted photos of people who shop at Wal-Mart.

Don't forget your camera when you go shopping this weekend! peopleofwalmart.com

The Seinfeld Reunion is coming!

I know I've mentioned how excited I am for the Seinfeld reunion on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm... But after reading this article in the latest Entertainment Weekly I can barely contain myself. How cool is it that the show who's characters filmed a show about nothing within their own show will have their reunion filmed as a plot line in another show?

The full article is here