Elle Magazine is in 3D now?

Jennifer Aniston in the new issue of Elle Magazine.

Camera crew doing story about ho attacked by hoe

This Florida news team was doing a story about a 15 year old girl who was working at a local strip club. When they confronted the girl's mother, she ironically attacked them with a "hoe". Check it out!

Guess what Crystal Beth was busted for...

Microsoft PhotoShops black guy out of it's ad

Microsoft had the original image of this ad on the U.S. version of its site, but PhotoShopped out the black guy (and not too well, I might add) for their Polish site.

While they had PhotoShop open,Microsoft should have fixed some other things in the photo before chopping off the heads of minorities... like connecting the monitor to the computer with some sort of cord and erasing the rival Macbook in the middle of the table.

Obviously, Microsoft is apologizing all over the place.

Ben Stiller begs Ryan Seacrest to Tweet about him

I'm closing in on 2,000 Facebook friends... but as of this morning I only have 245 followers on Twitter. Next to Ryan Seacrest's 1.9 million, that seems very sad. What-up, Hudson Valley? You don't Tweet? Maybe I should ask Ryan Seacrest to help me out. It seemed to work real well for Ben Stiller:

Kid is awesome at parallel parking

Congratulations, by uploading this to YouTube instead of sending it to America's Funniest Home Videos you have cheated yourself out of $10,000. Good going.

Teen buried alive at a Rhode Island beach

Do you ever see those people digging huge holes at the beach and ask yourself "why"? I mean, you're at the beach... lie down and relax. What's the thrill about digging all day long? Well, this kid learned the hard way that digging a huge hole isn't just stupid, it's dangerous! He dug an 8 foot hole (8 foot!!!) at a Rhode Island beach over the weekend and panicked as it started to collapse in on him. It took 100 people a few hours to rescue him.

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