Irish cinema describes Bruno movie honestly

I can't wait to be in Ireland next week for vacation. If their version of Mr. Moviephone is any indication, the Irish people are probably the most honest and polite people in the world...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Super-Fatty!

Harry Potter midnight madness

I'm fascinated by those people who dress up like Harry Potter characters and wait in line at midnight for the movie to premiere in their town. I was scouring the Internet for videos and photos of people making a spectacle of themselves on Tuesday night and this one is, by far, my favorite. Some girl 30-year-old woman from a small town in Arizona documents the lonely hand full of people that show up at Midnight. I'm a total dork about lots of things, but don't have the balls to geek out in public like this about anything. Is it possible to feel sorry and be happy for someone at the same time?

How to properly open a banana

Leave it up to a sleepy guy wearing monkey pajamas to change my life forever... All these years I've been wasting my time opening bananas the wrong way!

Never-before-seen-footage of Michael Jackson on fire

Remember when Michael Jackson burst into flames while filming that Pepsi commercial? Apparently, they were waiting to release the awesome footage of the accident until Michael died... so here you go:

Jon and some Skank + 8 nasty photos

So, Jon and Kate from that stupid TLC show are seperated blah blah blah... Now it seems Jon is making up for all of that time being chained to his monster of a wife and 8 pain in the ass kids. Meet the future mother of Jon's next half-dozen kids: Hailey Glassman.

According to her Facebook, things are getting pretty serious with Jon:

Oh yeah, then there's these photos that she hasn't deleted from her albums yet (my favorite is the one of her holding a bowl while posing with the douche twins):

Purity Ring for your iPhone

Heading out to the Jonas Brothers show this week? Can't wait 2 weeks for that purity ring you ordered on line? Don't worry, now you can download the purity ring app for your iPhone! The application will display a glowing purity ring on your phone, but only after you agree to the terms in the purity pledge (no zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom). I'm still not sure if you're able to roll your unused purity minutes into the next month or not.

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