Jon and some Skank + 8 nasty photos

So, Jon and Kate from that stupid TLC show are seperated blah blah blah... Now it seems Jon is making up for all of that time being chained to his monster of a wife and 8 pain in the ass kids. Meet the future mother of Jon's next half-dozen kids: Hailey Glassman.

According to her Facebook, things are getting pretty serious with Jon:

Oh yeah, then there's these photos that she hasn't deleted from her albums yet (my favorite is the one of her holding a bowl while posing with the douche twins):

Purity Ring for your iPhone

Heading out to the Jonas Brothers show this week? Can't wait 2 weeks for that purity ring you ordered on line? Don't worry, now you can download the purity ring app for your iPhone! The application will display a glowing purity ring on your phone, but only after you agree to the terms in the purity pledge (no zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom). I'm still not sure if you're able to roll your unused purity minutes into the next month or not.

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Cool trick by Hooters girl

Brandi does this while she reads the news for you each morning:

If you're gonna cheat, clean your car

No honey, I just drove to the supermarket and back...

Win Green Day tickets from us all week!

All this week we've got tickets to see Green Day at The Times Union Center in Albany on July 25th. We'll hand out a pair to our listener of the day all this week. So if you want 'em... be sure you're listening!

Mary Louise Parker and her pie

From the pages of this month's "Esquire":