You found a baby where???

Luckily, they're talking about the town in Cape Cod... so go back to eating your ham and cheese.

Is Pizza Hut going to stop serving pizza?

Conspiracy theorists are having a field day with the new Pizza Hut logo. Curiously, the word "Pizza" is missing. Is "The Hut" going to focus solely on bread bowls filled with pasta, pizzones and cheese bread? Will they stop selling pizza all together? I strongly doubt it. It looks like Pizza Hut is just freshening up their image by dropping needless words from their name - just like "DQ" "BK" and "KFC". I can't wait to see the inevitable new logos for "Mc" and "Way" coming soon!

Arrested mid-haircut

Drug dealer tip #27: If you're getting your hair braided, wait until AFTER it's done to conduct a drug deal. You may not have a chance to finish the braiding in jail. Link to story.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I won't be here tomorrow, but I didn't want to leave you without a Fatty-Fat this week. Here's "Chaz" Bono. I believe she still has her lady parts in this photo.

Happy Birthday, Brandi!

I don't celebrate co-workers' birthdays because I don't really care about that sort of thing. I know that Brandi does, however. Since I won't be here tomorrow on her actual birthday I decided to take a trip to Carvel and buy her a genuine Fudgy The Whale. Brandi was not very impressed... "what is this, an ice cream cake?" Ugh. This will be the last time I ever get anyone from WRRV anything for their birthday.

Homer Simpson on your GPS

Tom-Tom has released the latest celebrity voice for use on their GPS devices... Homer Simpson! Now you'll never get lost on the way to Dunkin Donuts because you'll have turn-by-turn directions read to you by Homer! Here's a couple of samples of what the GPS sounds like.

Ladies, he's single!

Billy Joel and his (third)wife are shown here holding up fingers to show how many years they've been married before they decided to split up. They issued this statement to the Daily News: "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate. This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other."

So... ladies, he's single! Just be careful if he wants to pick you up for a date. You may want to volunteer to drive your own car.