Do you have a spare outlet?

This guy eliminated the need for power strips. What a cool idea. I'd personally have 100 Glade Plug-Ins going all at once - just to see if my cat would die from the fumes.

Obama kills flies Karate Kid style

Possible signs of peace in the Mid-East, the economy is recovering quicker than expected, My Name Is Earl has finally been cancelled... is there anything this president can't do? Watch super-president kill a fly with his bare hands!

Do you still notice Megan Fox's toe-thumb?

Uh... what thumb?

New Weird Al Song!!!!!!!

I know, it's not that exciting. But you have to hand it to Al... after all these years he's still putting out music. And, his parodies are pretty dead-on. Is that Jim Morrison or Al? I can't tell!

LIndsay Lohan twitters herself topless

I can't say I'm a fan of celebrities Twittering themselves all day... who really cares what Ashton Kutcher had for lunch** However, I could get on board if they follow Lindsay Lohan's lead and start posting topless photos! OK, Lindsay - I know you're starving for attention... but posting yourself topless and then complaining that the paparazzi is invading your privacy doesn't make much sense!
**But Tweets about my lunch are awesome! Make sure you follow me at twitter.com/wrrvboris!

It's tough to look satanic when you've got three chins

It was hard to ever take Marilyn Manson very seriously... now that he's starting to look more and more like Kelly Clarkson it's even harder.

Is Kate neglecting her kids?

I don't want to pile on to the "everyone hates Kate" movement, but all of the news outlets are talking about how she is now abusing her kids because she won't give them any water. Kate and the kids were doing a press junket (I assume Jon was out on a date with some high school girl or bound with duct tape in the back of Kate's minivan). The lights were pretty hot, and after an hour or so of interviews the 8 kids were understandably thirsty. Well, this video shows Kate asking for water for herself while the kids are begging her for a drink. She ignores them and drinks her own water. I don't have kids... but if someone hands me water and a kid is asking for a drink even I give it to the kid first.