Friday, April 24, 2009

Shepherd Smith drops F-Bomb on Fox News

Shep is quite animated in this on-air debate. So much so, that he forgets that he's on live TV and drops a pretty passionate F-Bomb. The best part is his reaction afterwards... you can almost hear his inner monologue:

"Did I just say the F-word? Nah, I couldn't have done that... oh crap, I did... I better say something... 'oops' is always good..."


Thursday, April 23, 2009

TV news anchor proposes live on the air

This isn't the first time or the second time it's been done. Even a Doogie Howser look alike has done it. That's right... another TV news anchor proposed to his girlfriend live on the air this week. Many people find this trend to be romantic, but I actually think it's pretty arrogant and self serving to do something like this live on the air. Who really cares about your personal love life... shut up and read the news. What about all of those people in Arkansas who want to know what the weather is going to be tomorrow? They have to sit through your cheezy little love speech before finding out the five day forecast? I wonder if we will we all be subjected to their public separation and eventual divorce announcement in 5 years...

Eliot Spitzer spotted on Real Housewives

Some keen viewers over at Gawker spotted Eliot Spitzer in an episode of The Real Housewives Of NYC this week. If you freeze frame, that's clearly him pimpin' on the streets of NYC. Come to think of it, I thought I saw old Spitzy in the background of Lost last week... lookin' for ho's.

Naked Wizard tasered at Coachella

The highlight at this weekend's Coachella Music Festival wasn't the music, but a naked Wizard with an extremely small penis.

I was told that I can't post the video here because it does contain nudity (although, if you see the video it's very LITTLE nudity).

Just Google "coachella wizard taser" and I'm sure you'll find it.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy Earth Day!


Today is Earth Day so I asked everyone following me on Twitter and Facebook to send suggestions for how to help the environment. I must say, you all have some unique ideas on how to save the planet. I read most of them on the air this morning, here are some of my favorites:


Go bald. You can use the bald spot as a solar panel for a sex machine.

Have Brandi stop using her sexy voice... it's causing global warming. In my pants.

Make sweet, sweet love with the lights turned off.

Drink out of the toilet and pee in the sink.

Buy an acoustic guitar so you do't have to waste energy playing an electric one.

National no clothes day. Save money and energy by not doing laundry!

Do you have one of your own? Comment below...

Is this logo for the church TOO acurate?

Before you start flaming this post, THIS IS A REAL LOGO that was used by the Catholic Church in 1973 for the Archdiocesan Youth Commission. It even won an award from the Art Directors Club of Los Angeles that year.

Seriously.

Couple almost killed by golden arches

You could spend the next 20 years building up the plaque in your arteries until your heart stops, or this could happen to you today. Either way, they're gonna get you!