Today is Earth Day so I asked everyone following me on Twitter and Facebook to send suggestions for how to help the environment. I must say, you all have some unique ideas on how to save the planet. I read most of them on the air this morning, here are some of my favorites:
Go bald. You can use the bald spot as a solar panel for a sex machine.
Have Brandi stop using her sexy voice... it's causing global warming. In my pants.
Make sweet, sweet love with the lights turned off.
Drink out of the toilet and pee in the sink.
Buy an acoustic guitar so you do't have to waste energy playing an electric one.
National no clothes day. Save money and energy by not doing laundry!
Before you start flaming this post, THIS IS A REAL LOGO that was used by the Catholic Church in 1973 for the Archdiocesan Youth Commission. It even won an award from the Art Directors Club of Los Angeles that year.
You could spend the next 20 years building up the plaque in your arteries until your heart stops, or this could happen to you today. Either way, they're gonna get you!
Edgar Mitchell is a former astronaut. As a part of the Apollo 14 moon mission, you'd think he knows a little more about the mysteries of the universe than anyone else. Yesterday, he held a press conference to tell the world that aliens actually do exist, and that they have been visiting our planet.
I totally believe this story. This guy is a former astronaut, and we know astronauts aren't crazy enough to believe in something that's not true. They're also not crazy enough to put on a diaper and drive from Houston to Florida and try to abduct some dude's girlfriend with rubber tubing and duct tape. Welcome, my alien friends!
One of the most popular characters from Seinfeld was, of course, The Soup Nazi. He was played by character actor, Larry Thomas. I would assume by the hundreds of times I see this episode in syndication each year that Larry makes a bundle in residual checks each month. However, I may be wrong... because the Soup Nazi is now starring in a series of infomercials for log cabins. This opens up a whole new genre of marketing: the "Little known Seinfeld character sell". Gee, maybe the marble rye lady could advertise for power equipment. Babu would be a great spokesperson for frozen TV dinners and I think Banya could sell feminine hygiene products like no one's business!
Check out the video below (and be sure to watch the last few seconds!!!)
This week we were talking about the movie "Snakes On A Plane". In Australia a real plane was grounded because real snakes were let loose and the crew were having trouble finding them. After we discussed that story, a few of our listeners sent me this video of the safe-for-TV version of Snakes On A Plane. Fans of the movie know that the most famous scene is when Samuel L. Jackson delivers the line, "I have had it with these mother#$% snakes on this mother#$% plane!". The question is, how do you show the movie on TV without bleeping out this pivotal line? It seems as though the producers anticipated this during the filming, and had Mr. Jackson record an alternate take just for TV. This actually aired on FX...
The highlight at this weekend's Coachella Music Festival wasn't the music, but a naked Wizard with an extremely small penis.
Before you start flaming this post, THIS IS A REAL LOGO that was used by the Catholic Church in 1973 for the Archdiocesan Youth Commission. It even won an award from the Art Directors Club of Los Angeles that year.
You could spend the next 20 years building up the plaque in your arteries until your heart stops, or this could happen to you today. Either way, they're gonna get you!
One of the most popular characters from Seinfeld was, of course, The Soup Nazi. He was played by character actor, Larry Thomas. I would assume by the hundreds of times I see this episode in syndication each year that Larry makes a bundle in residual checks each month. However, I may be wrong... because the Soup Nazi is now starring in a series of infomercials for log cabins. This opens up a whole new genre of marketing: the "Little known Seinfeld character sell". Gee, maybe the marble rye lady could advertise for power equipment. Babu would be a great spokesperson for frozen TV dinners and I think Banya could sell feminine hygiene products like no one's business!
