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After 14 years of broadcasting on WRRV I'm sorry to s...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! April Fools! Wasn't that funny? I made you think that I got fired. Radio DJ's have been pulling that prank for years and now I did it... sweet!

What an awesome prank! I get to passive-aggresively let management think about what would happen if I quit AND I get to boost my ego by having people tell me how sad they are that I'm leaving! Pheww boy!...

Uh, what? Management was thinking of canning me anyway because of the recession and this will just make the actual firing next week more awkward? And we only got 2 emails from listeners? And both of them were in favor of having Shmonty do the morning show? Is this an April Fools prank on me?




No?... I see. Well, here's some other pranks that were actually funny.

Seinfeld painting with 99 show refrences

An artist has created the ultimate Seinfeld painting, containing 99 refrences to the show. Can you find them all? If not, click on the answer key to find out which ones you missed. Source.

Bruno movie gets NC-17

I've been patiently awaiting the release of Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen's followup to Borat, which comes out July 10th. The movie follows Sacha's homosexual hairdresser character as he travels across America. The MPAA has just given the movie an NC-17 rating. Now I really can't wait to see it!

Hail to the Chia!

I'm so confused. I don't know how to feel about the new Obama Chia Pet. Is this is patriotic, racist, awesome or just stupid? I guess I'll have to buy 38 of them and figure it out for myself.

Drunk teacher dances for students

A teacher in Florida showed up to her middle school classroom drunk off her ass. Unfortunately, it was the not-so-hot teacher on the left. She "grinded" against the students, pulled down her pants and was later found passed out at the local pool. Students were told by administrators to delete videos on their phones of the event. Luckily, they didn't:

PETA kills animals too? There's no hope for fluffy.

WTF! A report was just released that claims PETA has killed 95% of the animals in their care that were eligible for adoption. According to the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, PETA killed 2,124 pets last year and placed only seven in adoptive homes.

Apparently,PETA's too busy throwing blood at Olsen twins to help find homes for fluffy.

Legless Rapper

This is Half Price, the legless rapper. He's kid of like Kid Rock. If Kid Rock wasn't a very good rapper and had no legs.

**Over 18 only - The video contains lots of F-words, drug use and legless dancing. Don't watch it at work (or watch it at work with the sound down).**