
I'll be honest, I was a little nervous opening up an email with the subject "Huge Sausage". Luckily this is what I got:
Boris,
this is the world's largest sausage. It's 6,643 feet and was made in Serbia. Looks tasty, doesn't it?
-Jason

I once had someone resign here at the radio station by writing and producing a fake commercial. I was asked by this person to give the commercial a listen, but I was busy so I just pretended to listen while doing work at my desk. When I looked up and saw the person standing there with a stupid look on their face I realized that I probably should have paid more attention to the commercial. I had to pretend to understand what was going and then listen to the fake commercial again after the guy left my office. My advice to you - just quit like a real man. Although I probably wouldn't have minded as much if he resigned like this guy did.