Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lost: I knew it!




*Spoiler alert*



Great episode last night!

Jin is alive! (I knew it)
That was Danielle and the French people on the boat (I knew it)
It was Ben who was trying to get Aaron (I knew it)
The losties will be visiting "themselves" this season (I knew it)

Here's what else I think I know: The longer you've been on the island, the longer it takes for you to feel the effects of the time jumps (bloody nose and headaches). So why did Miles take longer to feel the effects? Because he's been on the island! Could he be Dr. Candle's son that we saw in the season opener? OK, but why is Juliette getting a nose bleed before Locke or Sawyer? She's been on the island for three years. Were the guys somehow on the island before her and didn't know it? Or is it because Locke found his "constant" (Richard Alpert) and so did Sawyer (Kate)?

Also, I'm pretty sure that Faraday is Widmore's son. I also think that his mother is "Ellie" the blond "other" that had him at gunpoint last week. The time frame fits, and the fact that Faraday was staring at her strangely seems to back it up. I also think that "Ellie" grows up to be Ms. Eloise Hawking - the grey haired lady that has appeared in Desmond's flashes... and the lady who is now apparently working with Ben in LA. That means Desmond and Penny are on the way to see her... man is he gonna freak out when he finds out who she is!!! Of course, that's if my theory is correct.

Damn I love this show! What do you think? Comments below.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Escape artist can't escape

This escape artist has performed her trick 599 times without a problem. This is a video of her 600th time... talk about a bad day at work!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle girl is freaky!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Christian Bale FREAKS OUT!

Christian Bale is a douche. Apparently, he was on the set shooting "Terminator 4" at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico. During a scene the director of cinematography screwed up a shot and Christian Bale went crazy, screaming "I will kick your ass" along with some other R-rated words. The rant continued for three and a half minutes.

Dude, it's a MOVIE, you're not diffusing bombs or doing brain surgery! If someone makes a little mistake no one dies, you just have to wait a few more minutes before having lunch! If I was ripped a new one for 3 and a half minutes for a simple mistake by some spoiled actor I would seriously punch him in the nuts.

WARNING: Not Safe For Work! THIS AUDIO CONTAINS LOTS OF F-BOMBS - DON'T CLICK THE LINK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: here is the whole rant.

Miley Cyrus makes fun of Asians

Is this another Miley Cyrus controversy? It looks like she is mocking Asians in this photo. There is an Asian guy in the picture, and some other douche who is giving himself "slanty eyes".

At least Miley has her clothes on this time.

Google Maps van runs over a baby deer


The van that takes pictures for Google Maps' street view apparently ran over a baby deer. First you see him trying to cross the road, then he's dead. Here is the location of the unfortunate incident.

Groundhog bites Michael Bloomberg

Yesterday was Groundhog day. According to the official groundhog in Pennsylvania, we get 6 more weeks of winter (no kidding). Every city has it's own stupid groundhog, including New York. Apparently NY Charlie, or whatever stupid name they gave the little rat, isn't a big Michael Bloomberg fan: