What happened to the website, Boris? You lazy sack...

Yeah yeah... Blogs are so 2009. I've found that I can push out my stupid information to you much faster if you just follow me on Twitter or Facebook. So, while this website isn't completely abandoned, it's pretty much a Geocities Hanson fan page just waiting to happen.

Thanks for stopping by.

Chaz Bono on Dancing With The Stars

If you're like me, you knew it would be torture to sit through two hours of Dancing With The Stars just to check out what Chaz Bono dancing would look like. So, here you go:



It wasn't terrible... and a very wise song choice. There's no way anyone could make this song any creepier than Mick Jagger and David Bowie did in this video:

Foo Fighters vs Westboro Baptist Church

We told you that the Westboro Baptist Church was planning to protest the Foo Fighters show over the weekend. Well, they did... and the Foo Fighters got in the last word:

Headline of the week

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How to make your own Ecto Cooler!

The most delicious drink to ever exist sadly disappeared years ago, never to return. Luckily a group of socially awkward individuals have found a recipe that brings Ecto Cooler back to life! If you try this out, let me know how it tastes.

The recipe starts at 1:08 - the rest of this video is just embarrassing.

Oscar De La Hoya finally admits to taking drag pictures

Yep, that's him.

Foo Fighters "Hot Buns" video

The Foo Fighters are promoting their upcoming tour with this short film.  It's hilarious, but not very safe for work... so view this at your own risk.

*NSFW - Man Ass*

Brandi finds Boris' twin at the fair?

Here's a picture of the guy Brandi met at the fair.  She believes that this guy is my twin.  I'll admit, we do share a similar affinity for plaid shorts... but beyond that?  You be the judge:

To be fair, here is me with Brandi's twin that I found a few years ago:

My two favorite videos from yesterday's quake

New York:


Virginia:

The earthquake of 8/23 in perspective

Sandra Lee grabs her boobs and curses

Food Network star and first lady-friend of New York, Sandra Lee in some outtakes from her show "Semi-Homemade"

*NSFW - Language*

Anderson Cooper gets the giggles

Poor guy can't make it through this pun-laden story about Gerrard Depardu peeing on an airplane.  It's the cutest little schoolgirl giggle ever...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

The rumors are true...

Hershey uses foreign "slave" labor

Hershey is being accused of taking advantage of foreign students using a J-1 visa to come to America. I worked with some of these students when I was in college and know how happy they were to come to America to do some crappy job no one else here wanted to do. The least Hershey could do is treat them fairly. Well, I'm switching to Nestle... oops, I mean Cadbury.

Don't ever fall asleep in the front row of a comedy show

Guy sings Katie Perry on the bus... LOUDLY!

How would you like to be sitting next to this guy at 8am while he's belting out California Girls? Gotta give him extra points for rocking the discman. Someone hand this guy a lyrics sheet... "Five fake beer, with garlic on lox!"



And, of course, the obligitory auto-tuned version (apparently, even auto-tune has it's limitations):

A 2005 interview with an unknown Mark Zuckerberg

It's a beer drinking Mark Zuckerberg doing an interview for "The Facebook": way before Justin Timberlake told him to drop the "The". I always wondered how realistic Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal was in The Social Network... After watching this, I think it's pretty dead-on!

You decide...

Is Hugh Hefner planking... or dead.



World's largest stop-motion film

I know this is basically a Nokia ad, but I'm always facinated by people who would spend so much time and energy on something like this.



How they did it:

How to sneak beer in a cup

This completely changes everything...