The month of June in FAILs

Unless someone really fails between now and midnight, here's a compilation of the biggest idiots of the month:

**NSFW - video contains just a few F-bombs**

Sharkclops!

This one-eyed shark was allegedly found in Mexico this week.  Photoshop or real? You decide...



Movie scenes set to Blink 182's "Dammit"

I don't know why this exists, but someone has added Blink 182's "Dammit" to some classic movie scenes.  Honestly, I think they work much better this way:

BET Awards fail

This totally ruined the BET awards for me. The fan who won a chance to give out the viewer's choice award handed it to Chris Brown... then Rihanna... and then some other dude. Turns out they later announced that Chris Brown actually did win. Wonder if he beat the crap out of her.

Reporter can't make it through fart story

I don't know what's more ridiculous, this story about a man arrested for farting or the news anchor with a 9-year-old's sense of humor:

Tom Hanks needs a better agent

So, this happened...

Weird Al is back!

I was a huge Weird Al fan growing up, and I'm very happy that this type of digital technology was not available back then. This video is guaranteed to really confuse Al's young boy fanbase.

Follow you on what?

Rick Perry is running for President, and wants you to follow him on something called Tweeter. (Forward to 2:27)

Urinal video game

Yesterday I joked on the air about what Sega has been up to.  Well, I've been put in my place:

Time waster of the week: Tone Matrix

The concept is simple, click on the grid and add notes. The notes play in an endless loop.  Simple... like crack.  I stopped eating, sleeping and have inserted a catheter so I can keep making these insanely addictive tunes.  Link

Fatty-Fat Friday!

A burger made from human poop.  Seriously. Would you eat this?

Rioting in Vancouver after the Canucks lose the Stanley Cup

Oh, Canada... We thought you were all so polite.

The Office as an 80's sitcom

I mentioned on Twitter this week that I was watching a rerun of M*A*S*H and got completely distracted by the laugh track. Remember when people were too stupid to know when they were supposed to laugh? Well, this video shows how that stupid laugh track can turn a funny show into a "laugh riot":

Ferris Bueller's Last Day Off

Very well done video of what Ferris Bueller is probably up to 25 years later.

**NFSW - Strong Language**

W... T... F???

I'm not sure what this is... but it's AWESOME!

The most destructive machine in the world

This machine seriously destroys EVERYTHING!

Foo Fighters tour rider coloring book!

The Foo Fighters are legendary for making strange demands on their tour rider (only green M&M's etc...).  They say it's to weed out venues that don't fully read through the entire document, causing serious problems with sound and staging.  Well, this year, they've created an interactive activity and coloring book for venues to read before preparing for a Foo Fighters concert.

Here are their food demands.  The production section of their rider is also filled with some pretty creative writing as well. Enjoy!

America's Got Porn...

Someone at America's Got Talent has some explaining to do.  If you freeze the promo below you can clearly see that someone has been visiting porn sites at work (specifically youporn).  Dude, clear your cache BEFORE you shoot your monitor!

Weiner action figure

The Anthony Weiner doll is hitting stores this week.  Complege with gym shorts and a tag that says "Tweet This".  I'm not sure who would want this, but if you're in the market for a Weiner Doll, here's some more info.

Sesame Street takes a dig at Spiderman

The WRRV Beer of the Week get's serious

Every week Half Time offers up my beer selection of the week for half price.  This week, the choice is yours.  That's right.  You can fill up your WRRV Growler with ANY beer they have on tap this week.  I have a feeling they're going to realize how crazy this is and never do it again, so take advantage of it while you can!  Click here for more.

Conan gives Dartmouth's Commencement Address

Jack White hosting a divorce party

Caption Contest!

Boris and Bono. Post your caption below...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

An oldie, but a goodie...

Penis prank lives on at Google Maps

A few years ago, some students at a high school in New Zealand played a prank by using weed  killer to create some giant "dicktations" on the school grounds.  This may have been inspired by Summer Heights High.  The grass grew back years ago, but the prank still lives on thanks to Google Maps: 

Click the photo for the full story and a link to Google Maps

Dear Italy, we're sorry...

Snooki was yelling at Italians with a bullhorn yesterday.  At least she looks good... oh wait... nevermind.



The awesomest awesome beer commercial

Is that a Delorean 4x4?

Spirit Airlines capitalizes on the Weiner scandal

Nintendo announces Wii U

This was just unveiled yesterday at E3. Cool innovation, or an unnecessary iPad-rip-off for your Wii?

Dad drops daughter for foul ball

A future stripper is born due to Daddy issues in 3... 2... 1...

Works like a charm

For those of you getting those last minute assignments done...

Annoyed by planking?

Glad I got in my official plank last week. Looks like the internet has had it with planking:

Old man interrupts this broadcast to bring you...

...Awesome animal noises!