Fatty-Fat Friday - Part 2

Holy crap! Someone found my old WRRV ID badge from 7 years ago when I weighed 50lbs heavier than I do now. Nope, that's not photoshop my friends... I was a bona fide fatty-fat!

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Is this proof that Lady Gaga is a man?

There is video circulating around from a Lady Gaga concert that shows a mysterious bulge when her dress mistakenly flies up. This adds fuel to the rumors that continue to swirl that Gaga is a man. There are two camps in this hot debate: Guys who think she's a dude and guys who said out loud how hot she is and now can't admit that she very well may be a dude.

Deeply disturbing video. Bet you can't watch the whole thing!

This video of singing babies is creepy enough. But then, half way through, it takes a freaky turn that I will need the whole weekend to recover from.

Tiffany Amber Theissen blows off Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon's big stunt has been trying to pull together a Saved By The Bell reunion. All of the kids from Bayside said they were in, except Kelly Kapowski. In this video, Tiffany Amber Thiessen explains that she's too busy to participate in the reunion.

Apparently, Tiffany wasn't too busy to be a part of the reunion for People magazine, which hits newsstands tomorrow. Tough break, Jimmy!!!

Sex doll for dogs

It's safe to wear linen pants again! Just be careful when you give Fido this rubber doll; you may never see him again. Here's the full article and a photo of the doll from the rear. And I thought cleaning out my cat's litter box was a nasty job!

Wrong answer, racist child!

This is why TV game shows have that disclaimer that says "portions of the broadcast not affecting the outcome of the game may have been edited out".

Billy Mays just rolled over...

Did you see the new infomercial for Aspray? This is a real product. Yep, it's real.

Greatest... Heckler... Ever...

This Jeopardy contestant is a d***

Update: Peter Pan is now married

I love getting updates about the freaks we've found on the web. A few years ago we brought you Peter Pan (aka Randy Constan). This guy really thinks that he's Peter Pan, and his website is full of photos of him frolicking around in his Peter Pan outfit. In a shocking turn of events, Peter Pan got hitched to his very own Tinkerbell at a Renaissance Fair in Florida. The photos of the ceremony are truly magical and deeply disturbing at the same time.

Busted! I did not go to Ireland.

Hector from Beacon has blown my cover. I was not in Europe on vacation last week, I was actually at Comic-Con. Here's the evidence:

Nice try, Hector... but my legs are much more hairy.

Good Bye, Glitter Girl

Alexis Cohen, the freaky American Idol contestant that flipped off Simon Cowell, died in a NJ hit-and-run this weekend. 23-year-old Daniel Bark has been arrested and charged with reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident. Don't remember Glitter Girl? Here she is:

Holy Crap

Some woman that sounds like the stripper from My Name Is Earl has found the Virgin Mary in a splatter of bird poop. Yep. Bird Poop.

So, lemme get this straight. It's blasphemous to create a photo of the Virgin Mary out of elephant poop, but bird poop Virgin Mary is a miracle? Let's see if Guiliani tries to impound this woman's truck.

(Too old of a reference? Look it up.)

Wanna smell like Amy Winehouse?

I heard this on the radio in Ireland. Amy Winehouse is in negotiations to release a perfume line. According to a spokesperson they "want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell."

I say save $90 and just roll around on the floor of your local bus station bathroom.

Link

New European trend: Smart Car Dunking

You may have seen these tiny little Smart Cars around the Hudson Valley. Well, they're very popular in Europe where the streets are tiny and parking spaces are at a minimum. Bored kids have started a new trend: Smart Car dunking. That's right... they pick up these tiny little cars and throw them into canals, rivers and streams.

Click here for the full story.

Spotted in a European train station...

Carmen Sandiego! Now we know where in the world she is.

I'm Back!

Thanks for coming back to the website after a week of no updates! I had the time of my life in Ireland... it was so much more than I ever expected. If you think Ireland is like your local Irish Bar on St. Patrick's Day, it's just so much more than that. The friendliest people, great food (really!) and some of the most amazing scenery in the world. There's no way any photos can capture just how beautiful this country is. Anyway, I'll fill you in on everything this morning on the air.

The true highlight of my week, however, was getting to see U2 in Dublin. Whenever I go to a show, I always have a list of songs I want to hear. For U2, this time it was Bad and 40. Bono must have read my mind, because towards the end of the show he worked the lyrics from 40 into Bad. There's a video below... hope you have tickets for the shows at Giants Stadium, it's a sick concert!

blogofboris.com is on vacation

I'm on vacation and won't be updating the page until Tuesday 7/27.

There's probably loads of crap we've posted over the past year that you've missed, so check out the archive on the lower right hand side of the page until we start updating again.



I'll try to upload some photos from Ireland on my Facebook this week, so go "friend me" if you're into that sort of thing.

See you soon,
Boris

Make sure no one steals your coffee cup

Tired of people using your coffee cup at work? Check out the "Lock-Cup":

Photo of Michael Jackson's nasty legs

Now, shamon! Do we really need to see this? Joe Jackson released this photo to prove that Michael Jackson was suffering from Vitiligo... however, the photo only raises more questions about his drug use.

Irish cinema describes Bruno movie honestly

I can't wait to be in Ireland next week for vacation. If their version of Mr. Moviephone is any indication, the Irish people are probably the most honest and polite people in the world...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Super-Fatty!

Harry Potter midnight madness

I'm fascinated by those people who dress up like Harry Potter characters and wait in line at midnight for the movie to premiere in their town. I was scouring the Internet for videos and photos of people making a spectacle of themselves on Tuesday night and this one is, by far, my favorite. Some girl 30-year-old woman from a small town in Arizona documents the lonely hand full of people that show up at Midnight. I'm a total dork about lots of things, but don't have the balls to geek out in public like this about anything. Is it possible to feel sorry and be happy for someone at the same time?

How to properly open a banana

Leave it up to a sleepy guy wearing monkey pajamas to change my life forever... All these years I've been wasting my time opening bananas the wrong way!

Never-before-seen-footage of Michael Jackson on fire

Remember when Michael Jackson burst into flames while filming that Pepsi commercial? Apparently, they were waiting to release the awesome footage of the accident until Michael died... so here you go:

Jon and some Skank + 8 nasty photos

So, Jon and Kate from that stupid TLC show are seperated blah blah blah... Now it seems Jon is making up for all of that time being chained to his monster of a wife and 8 pain in the ass kids. Meet the future mother of Jon's next half-dozen kids: Hailey Glassman.

According to her Facebook, things are getting pretty serious with Jon:

Oh yeah, then there's these photos that she hasn't deleted from her albums yet (my favorite is the one of her holding a bowl while posing with the douche twins):

Purity Ring for your iPhone

Heading out to the Jonas Brothers show this week? Can't wait 2 weeks for that purity ring you ordered on line? Don't worry, now you can download the purity ring app for your iPhone! The application will display a glowing purity ring on your phone, but only after you agree to the terms in the purity pledge (no zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom). I'm still not sure if you're able to roll your unused purity minutes into the next month or not.

Link to story

Caption Contest

Submit your caption below in the comments section

Cool trick by Hooters girl

Brandi does this while she reads the news for you each morning:

If you're gonna cheat, clean your car

No honey, I just drove to the supermarket and back...

Win Green Day tickets from us all week!

All this week we've got tickets to see Green Day at The Times Union Center in Albany on July 25th. We'll hand out a pair to our listener of the day all this week. So if you want 'em... be sure you're listening!

Mary Louise Parker and her pie

From the pages of this month's "Esquire":

We're sending you to Vegas!

The WRRV Jetaway Getaway is sending someone to Las Vegas! Stay tuned to Music All Morning to find out where you need to be to spin the giant slot machine and get yourself qualified for the trip!

A peek into Brandi's bedroom

Brandi can't get enough of The Hoff!

Was Barack looking at some crack?

After we posted this photo of Barack Obama last week, the best journalistic minds have been investigating whether or not Obama was staring at some woman's ass. Good Morning America found video of the incident and gave us the play by play. Watch, ladies and gentlemen, Obama's head goes back... and to the left. Back... and to the left. Where are Woodward and Burnstein when we need them?



OK, mystery solved... now see if you can explain this one:

Seether covers Frank Sinatra

After making a hit with their own version of George Michael's "Careless Whisper" Seether have now decided to cover Frank Sinatra's "Under My Skin". Check it out:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Tampon parachute drop

A tampon company decided to spread the word about their product by dropping hundreds of tampons from an airplane to unsuspecting beachgoers. I really wish I was in on some of these brainstorming sessions. Here's three problems I see with this promotion:

1 - Dolphins choking and dying on a tampon is NOT good publicity.

2 - Who in their right mind is going to shove a tampon up there that fell from the sky?

3 - Looks like most of them landed in the water... I know the ShamWow needs to be damp to work, is it the same thing for tampons?

Crazy marriage proposal at Disney Land

I see one small problem with their future marriage... can you guess what it is? (ok, he's obviously gay)

Obama, you can look...

...but you better not touch!

Jacket made from Capri Sun

Looks like Aunt Judy has too much time on her hands!

Car dealership busted for stealing people's coins

The first two times Jason brought his truck in to his local Toyota dealership for service, he noticed that someone had taken quarters from his change compartment. He complained both times, but was ignored. So the third time he brought his truck in, he placed a video camera on the passenger side. The dealership didn't ignore him this time. Here's what he caught on film:



Check out more video and the letter Jason sent the dealership here

Emma Watson wardrobe malfunction at Harry Potter premiere

19-year-old Hermione Granger showed everything to everyone on the red carpet for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Apparently Harry put a spell on the weather creating a huge storm, including dress-blowing wind from all directions.

You're welcome, Sick Puppies!

Our friends, Sick Puppies, release their new album Tri-Polar on Tuesday the 14th. I highly suggest you pick up a copy. Not an iTunes download... but an actual copy! That's because your's truly was thanked in the liner notes. Yep... I'm a star-maker, folks. If it wasn't for me (and 500 other people listed) Sick Puppies just wouldn't be where they are today. Check out Sick Puppies at The Chance in Poubhkeepsie on August 5th and see what I have created.

Actually, the thanks is probably for helping them with this awesome video we made when they were in the studio:

World's strongest vagina

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. (31 pound!) glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina. Congratulations, Tatiata! Now help me get the lid off this jar of peanut butter...

Full story and tips on your own "weight training" (slightly NSFW)

Corey Feldman shows up at the M.J. Memorial

I spent yesterday afternoon watching all of the strange and bizarre happenings at the Michael Jackson memorial while discussing it live with the listeners on facebook and twitter. The strangest moment of all: Brooke Shields awkward speech? Those sequined gloves? John Mayer's sexy serenade to the coffin? Nope... it had to be Corey Feldman showing up dressed as Michael. Now, if he only performed that dance from "Dream A Little Dream" on stage...

It's time to hit the N.J. boardwalk!

Want a glimpse into my high school memories of the Jersey Shore? Check out this clip from a 1994 documentary about Wildwood, NJ. I was probably staying at the Lotus Inn with my high school friends while this was being filmed. Now you know why I moved away and married a girl from Connecticut!



Thanks to Joseph for the video submission!

Megan Fox's new movie trailer: less toe-thumbs, more bubbies!

The trailer for "Jennifer's Body" will show before Bruno this weekend. It's a red-band trailer, which means that it's not censored. The movie was written by the chick that wrote "Juno" and I think it looks pretty good... although Megan Fox's bubbies keep distracting me from what's actually going on.

Do you see MJ's ghost?

People are trying to say that Michael Jackson's ghost paid an appearance on Larry King over the weekend during a live shot of Neverland Ranch on CNN. What do you think?

Hitler finds out that Michael Jackson has died

Michael Jackson is alive

I think I've busted the Michael Jackson conspiracy theories wide open! I saw Michael Jackson on TV this weekend... and he is pissed! Don't ever try to repo his Delorean or else he'll start dancing like a lunatic and literally kick your ass!

Shooting fireworks out of your butt

How was your 4th of July?

Joey Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest again!

This 4th of July, Joey Chestnut set another world record during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. He had 68 dogs in 10 minutes! Joey won the title from Takeru Kobayashi three years ago and has kept the tropy back here in America ever since.

Billy Mays' Funeral

Billy Mays was laid to rest over the weekend. All of the pallbearers wore blue Oxyclean shirts in honor of Billy.

U2: Opening night in Barcelona

We were talking about the kickoff for U2's tour in Spain. Here's some great footage of the first night. I'll be at the Dublin show in just a couple weeks... looks like it's going to be pretty amazing.

The youngest WRRV listener caught on film

One of our listeners, Julie, sent me this ultrasound photo. Julie listened to WRRV all during her pregnancy, and apparently her baby was rockin' out too! Check out the rock 'n roll devil horns little Bodhi was giving the camera while still in the womb!

Are you following me on Facebook and Twitter?

Make sure you're following my Facebook and Twitter accounts! Brandi and I are taking tomorrow off and doing a pub crawl in NYC. I'll be uploading embarrassing photos all day long...

Have a happy Fatty-Fat Fourth of July!

Italian swimmer disqualified after bathing suit bursts at seams

We don't usually cover sports on blogofboris.com, but this time we'll make an exception. Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari from Italy was disqualified from her competition yesterday because her bathing suit split in a very unfortunate location. We're not sure how this happened, but as a precaution I urge all of you swimmers out there to eat anything but Mexican food before the next big race!

Link to full story and more pictures

Birdfeeder 3.5 - Raccoon Proof!

Yesterday I spent some time adding extra raccoon security to my already deer and squirrel-proof bird feeder. There were lots of suggestions from the listeners, and a few messages of concern whether I was going to take the animals' welfare into account. I don't want to actually harm any animals so I researched safe and effective ways to keep Raccoons away.

Apparently, putting Vaseline or grease on the pole was the number one suggestion of humane ways to keep the raccoons away. However, I learned that this is actually the most dangerous thing you can do. Birds, squirrels and raccoons that get grease on their fur or feathers can succumb to infection. This can cause them to be weakened so much that they actually get preyed on by other animals. The following methods were all suggested by the animal control divisions of various states.


1: Make it hard to climb
The first 4 feet is now covered with metal flashing. Raccoons supposedly can't climb if they don't have anything to dig their claws into. This is the suggested method for thwarting a raccoon from making his way up the feeder pole.








2: Make climbing uncomfortable
Now, if the slippery metal doesn't stop the Raccoon, the top of the post is covered in carpeting tack strips. They have tiny tacks sticking out that will poke the raccoon and scare him away. This mimics what a cactus or rose bush would do.




3: Added security for flying raccoons
Finally, the top two corners of the feeder pole are now also covered with tack strips. This is just in case any animals decide to take the long leap from the trees onto the pole. I left the top of the pole clear so the birds are still able to perch there.


So far so good, no raccoons last night!

Polish nerds turn a dorm into a computer monitor

This should stop you from making Polish jokes for a while... Students at the Wroclow University of Technology figured out how to take control of the lights in each room of a dorm, creating an amazing light show! Bonus points for doing it all to the Knight Rider theme song.

Lego Arcade

This video contains 3 of my all time favorite things: Legos, 80's video games and stop-motion animation.



This dude also did a pretty cool Donkey Kong video completely in Legos, check it out!

Don't mess with Steve Ryan's live shot

An over-enthusiastic (drunk) Michael Jackson fan interrupts a local newscaster's live feed. What would a veteran reporter do? Throw it right to the b-roll footage and deal with the guy off air. Steve Ryan is not a veteran reporter...